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Q:Ho is saadhvi (nun)??  Think..    Think more...    Ans:she is ho touchs males        hands & expects his pulses to be normal.Ha ha haa!

3 Best Jokes of d Collage Life:  1."Dnt Distrb, i have 2 Study  2."No Class, Lets go 2 d library  And d Biggest One  3."Sir, I hav a Doubt!

3 Best Jokes of d Collage Life:  1."Dnt Distrb, i have 2 Study  2."No Class, Lets go 2 d library  And d Biggest One  3."Sir, I hav a Doubt!

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai batao main kya karun? Banta: Karna kya hai, 2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

Santa ki condoms banane ki factory thi. Ek baar USA se order aaya ki 14 inch ke condoms bana do. Santa ne socha: Itne bade size ke condom banva ke america wale hamari beizzti karna chahte hai. Usne apne workers ko kaha: tum condoms ka order ready karo, aur packing wale dibbe pe likh dena, medium size.

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.

Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!

Wife: I am Pregnant. Santa: Par main to england me tha Wife: Aapki photo thi na Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor, It caught fire, How will you escape? Santa: Its very simple, I will stop my imagination..!!

Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”

Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.. Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte . . . Santa: OK! POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!

Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi