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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail!

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe

To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall

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eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye? Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole?? Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Waqt bhi sikhata hai, aur teacher bhi.. Par dono mein fark hota hai, Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai, aur Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!

Height of technology: A stunt writes all Ans as ||||||||| and lastly he writes.. Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola: University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao! Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey! Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke: ek momin ki taraf se salaam. Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke: 2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam! Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola.. Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.