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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

You can win me ,you can lose me but never try 2 use me

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman. Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her. Gal - What are you doing? Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? Boy: Goal karan lai. Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Sambha: Ji Santa Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re? Sambha: Do Santa Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain? Sambha: Santa Do Ek ke baad ata hai. Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle? Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey? Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai. Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai? Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai? Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai? Sambha: Santa, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao.

What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal

चाइनीज खाने के शौकीन हैं तो गोभी मंचूरियन की रेसिपी आपको जरूर पसंद आएगी. यहां जानें इसकी रेसिपी और जब मन करे इसे बनाएं और खिलाएं... एक नज़र रेसिपी क्विज़ीन : चाइनीज़कितने लोग...

Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

kaisay jiyan gay tum bin yeh kiyal tu kiya hota jo dard saha hum nay wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota bas chal diya daman chora kay begano ki tarah kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota

IMAN is d Best Seed 2 B Planted by Salah Showerd by ILM With RAYS of ZIKAR FRTILIZED with IKRAM NOURISHED In IKHLAS & CULTIVATED By DUA WILL Grow & Have A Fruit in JANNAH

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... "I Miss You"

Meri dua hai to naik serat ho, Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho, Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle, khud dua ko tere hathon ki zarorat ho.....

Kabhi rastey mein mil jaao, to katrake guzar jana, Humein iss tarah takna, jaisey pehchana nahin tumne, Humara zikra jab aae, to yun anjaan ban jana, Jaise naam sunker bhi humein pehchana nahin tumne.

The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you.

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you.

In life when you get troubles, don"t get nervous... Just close your eyes and follow ur heart... b"coz heart may be in left.... but it is always right

Kabhi Jo Khuwab Banay Kajal, Phel Ankhon May Jaye To Usay Roya Nahi Kartay, Woh Khuwab Tora Nahi Kartay Koi Manzil Say Bhatak Jaye, Uskay Sath Chaltay Hain Usay Khonay Nahi Detay, Usay Tanha nahi Kartay

U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face :)

kabhi dhoop kabhi chahon ke mailey hein kabhi bay maqsaad parwazein hein kabhi char samat aawazein hein kabhi tanhai sii kaily hein kabhi sannatey bhi jailey hein kabhi teri mithii yadon kay sang kabhi dunya kay beich akaily hein

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn reach u, but it doesn"t mean I forget u. I"m just giving u time to Miss me

Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u.. Never say thanx who really needs u.. Never blame a person who really trusts u.. Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE

-there is a long , long trail a winding -into the lands of my dreams -where the nightmare is singing -and white moon beams -a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true........

Løvë î§ wëñ ü tåkë åwå¥ thë ƒëëlîñg thë Þ姧îøñ thë ®ømåñçë..& ü ƒîñd øüt.. ü §tîll çå®ë 4 thë Þ뮧øñ...!!

When we lose all helps and think its THE END. Allah smiles and said "Its just BEND not THE END"

Wen nites r long & frinds r few, i sit by my window & think of u.... A silent whisper a silent tear....with all my heart i wish u were here

The true meaning of life is to plant trees under who"s shade you do not expect to sit.

Your smile is like UFONE--> Its all about U. Your voice is like ZONG--> Say it all. Your love is like TELENNOR--> Expect More. But our relation is like WARID--> We Care.

Your smile is like UFONE--> Its all about U. Your voice is like ZONG--> Say it all. Your love is like TELENNOR--> Expect More. But our relation is like WARID--> We Care.

Never waste an opportunity to say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

My Calcluations Are Ü+MË«»Û§

Bachelor"s schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart...

Never whisper words of love if the feeling is not true...Never share your feeling if you mean to break a heart... Never look into my eyes if all you have to do is lie... and never say hello if you really mean goodbye

Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U!

LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN AGNEL ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT I TOLD AN AGNEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU HE SAID " NO" "BUT WHY" He said "Angelz dont take care of angelz"