Ek dua mangte hai
Ek dua mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se, chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se, Sub hasraten puri ho aapki aur aap Muskurayen Dilo Jaan se.
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Dil mein ishq-e-nabi k
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Dil mein ishq-e-nabi ki ho aisi lagan ruuh tadapti rahi dil machalta rahe zindgi ka maza hai ke har saans se ya muhammad muhmmad nikalta rahe noor ke motiyon ki ladi ban gayi ayaton se milata raha ayatayein phir jo dekha toh naat-e-nabi ban gayi jo bhi aansoo bahe mere mehboob ke sab ke sab abr-e-rehmat ke chheente bane chha gayi raat, jab zulf lehra gayi jab tabasum kiya, chandni ban gayi yeh toh maan ke jannat hai bagh-e-haseen khubsurat hai sab khuld ki sar zameen husn-e-zannat ko phir jab sameta gaya sarwar-e-ambiya ki gali ban gayi jab chirah tazkira unnke rukhsaar ka waduha pad liya wal qamar keh diya suatoon ki tilawat bhi hoti rahi naat bhi ho gayi baat bhi ban gayi sab se bekas tha bebas tha mazbuur tha unnko reham aa gaya mere halaat par meri azmat meri bebasi ban gayi ya muhammad muhammad main kehta raha
Cham Cham karti ayi
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Cham Cham karti ayi Diwali Ghar ghar deepak jalte hain Dwar dwar saji rangoli rang anek man harte hain uthti rasoi se sugandh manmohak laddu barfi balusahi kitne pakvan kitni mithai phhuljhadi ki tadtad sang kilkariyan fuwaron ke sang chakriyan pyariyan wo dekho badmash hara bomb laya kitne jor ka dhamaka machaya milte logon se dete badhai har mukh par khusi lehrayi cham cham karti Lakshmi ayi sang Sharda Ganesh bhi layi Dardirata, agyan, vighna harenge Archit ho hum par anugrah karenge Unke liye deep jalao Anandit ho ghar sajao Ek meri thi pyari behena Swarg mein hai, koi usko kehna Lakshmi sang tum bhi ana Ghar mein pag phir se dharna Ankhon se surat hatti nahin Pyari atkheliyan bisarti nahin Kash tum sang humare hotin Ankhen deepon mein na rotin Ish use sambahle rakhna Swarg ke sab prapya vastu usko dena.
Aya dour ab Naye A
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Aya dour ab Naye AshiQ Ka purane Ashiqo ne azamana chaha? batao kya kr sakte ho tum apni mehbooba k liye? hum ne tho Qurbaan kr di thi Jaan un k liye Sun k sawal New Ashiq hass pada bola jo dard sahaa hai tumne uska waqt kam tha bola hum ne tho guzari dard bari zindagi aisi lo sunatha hoon Aap beethi apni un k liye my apni sari Umar guzar di khoon k Asansu the jo rukne k intezar me guzaari isi dauraan chali gayi benaayeei hamari magar wo ab tak b lout k na ayi
Aapki Ada Se Hum Madh
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Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha Tho Hum Behosh Ho Gaye Yehi Ek Baat Kehni Thi Aapse Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekthe Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye… Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha Tho Hum Behosh Ho Gaye Yehi Ek Baat Kehni Thi Aapse Na Jaane Kyun Aapko Dekthe Hi Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye…
Na jane kyu ho raha hai
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Na jane kyu ho raha hai is Dil ko, Shaayad fir koi yaad aa raha hai is Dil ko, Nahi Chahati main fir kuch likhna or sochna, Par uski yaad hai jo chali aa rahi hai, Kya ye sach hai ya mera Vaham, Ki mera Dil jodne wala hi Dil todde ja raha hai mera, Kyun nahi kahti hu main use sabke samne, Par akele me wo sabse karib lagta hai mere Dil ke, Janti hu main kabhi paa nahi sakti usefir bhi, Kya hoga agar mil jaaye wo mujhe kal ko, Itna chahata raha jise ye Dil-O-Jaan se, Par koi to samjhe is khambhakt dil ko, Na jaane aaj fir kya ho raha hai…………… Ye mujhse behtar is Dil me rehne wala hi jaanta hai………
Ab dua main khuda se
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Ab dua main khuda se kya mangu Ab gairo ki ho gayi wah use main kaise mangu Wafa ka wasta dekar bewafai ki jisne Uss se apni mohababat ka haq kya mangu Jan bujh kar anjan ban gaye jo Uss se milne ki dua kya mangu Mohababat main hamne ranjo-gam uthaye hain sada Sanam ke khush rahne ki dua kya mangu Jise main chahta hoon use kismat chhin leti hai Tum kaho dosto main dua main kya mangu.
Hum chahkar bhi tumh
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Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake Par tumne na chahkar bhi hume pa liya Hum na chahkar bhi tumhe bhulane ki koshish kar rahe hai Par tum chahkar bhi hume bhula na sake Hum chahkar bhi tumhe khushiya na de sake Par tum na chahkar bhi hume khushiya de gaye Hum chahkar bhi pyaar nibha na sake Par tum na chahkar bhi pyaar nibha gaye…
Ae Dost Teri Yaad Mein
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Ae Dost Teri Yaad Mein Dil Ka Usool Hai Hum Tujh Ko Bhul Jaayege Yeh Teri Bhool Hai Meri Aankhon Se Koi Aansu Na Nikla Lekin Ghar Ke Har Dar Se Rone Ki Sada Aati Hai Shikwe Bhi Ziyaada Hai Aur Shikaayat Bhi Bohat Hai Aur Iss Ke Liye Dil Mein Mohabbat Bhi Bohat Hai Tum “ANJAN” Se Bichad Jao Toh Yun Maayus Na Hona Kyunki Rishto Ke Nibhaane Mein Musibat Bhi Bohat Hai
o Let this diwali burn all
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o Let this diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times. o The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival…because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around. o Ram! The light of lights, the self-luminous inner light of the Self is ever shining steadily in the chamber of your heart. Sit quietly. Close your eyes. Withdraw the senses. Fix the mind on this supreme light and enjoy the real Deepavali, by attaining illumination of the soul. o He who Himself sees all but whom no one beholds, who illumines the intellect, the sun, the moon and the stars and the whole universe but whom they cannot illumine, He indeed is Brahman, He is the inner Self. Celebrate the real Deepavali by living in Brahman, and enjoy the eternal bliss of the soul. o The sun does not shine there, nor do the moon and the stars, nor do lightning shine? All the lights of the world cannot be compared even to a ray of the inner light of the Self. Merge yourself in thi...
Kay Teray Janam Din par
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Kay Teray Janam Din par Khuda Paak! Tujhay who sub kuch Ata karay Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki, Har who Khuahish jo teray labon par Machalti ho Poori Ho! Aur teri yeh Roshan Ankhain Sada Chamkain Teri MAsoom muskurahat Sada teray labon ka Mehwar ho Khushiyun say tera daman Hameesha Bhara rahay Aur Khuda Paak! Teri Umer Daraz Karain
Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad
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Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo, Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast Miss call toa kar liya karo Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge, Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge, Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli. Itna khusnasib to hum na the Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi… Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai. Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai, Agar awaaz hot toh. Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai, Agar Saaz ho toh. Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya, Bana toh h...
Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab
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Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab Wo khafa Hue Mehsoos hua Tab, Jab Wo Juda Hue Kar K Wafa Kuch De Na Sake Wo Per Bahut Kuch De Gaye Jab Wo Bewafa Hue… ` Tum Agar Yaad Rakho Gey to Inayat Hogi, Warna ham ko Kahan Tum se Shikayat Hogi, Ye to Bewafa logon ki Dunya hai, Tum agar Bhool b Jao to Riwayat Hogi. ` Us k Chehry Per is Qadar Noor Tha K Us ki Yaad Mein Rona bhi Manzoor Tha Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty us ko Faraz Pyar to ham ne Kia Hai Woh to Bekasoor Tha. ` Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha, Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha, Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho, Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha. ` Mat Zikar Kijye Meri Adaa K Baaray Mai, Main Buhat Kuch Janta Hoon Wafa K Baaray Mai, Suna Hai Woh Bhi Mohabbat Ka Shoq Rakhte Hain, Jo Jante Hi Nahi Wafa K Baaray Mai. ` Hamain Na Muhabbat Mili Na Pyar Mila Hum ko Jo Bhi Mila Bewafa Yaar Mila Apni to Ban Gai Tamasha Zindagi. Har koi Apny Maqsad ka Talabgar Mila. ` Tere Chokhat Say Sar Uthaon Tu Bewafa Kehna Tere Siwa Kisi Or Ko C...
Kohre ka jab dhundhla
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Kohre ka jab dhundhla kambal odhe subah lautegi Uni shal main simti ladki fir se mujhko sochegi Sham Udashi ki hogi aur jhoom ke barish barsegi Kab ye maine socha tha wo aisi rat main bichhregi Aaj shajar ki shakh hari hai kitne parindo thahre hue hain Ek din aisa hoga sukhi, dal parinde dhundhegi Ja e ‘Avinash’ Uss se kahna duniya mujhse jeet gayi hai Rel ke chhut jane par bhi jo, rasta mera dekhegi Bachna nadiya barish ke iss pyare pyare mausham se tu Aisa karegi tujhpe sitam tu, apna sahil dhundhegi. via Funny Shayari
Apne khwabo ki tabir ki
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Apne khwabo ki tabir ki khatir Meri chhota sa sansar kyon ujar dala Yad kar wo din ek isara par maine Bhari mahfil main tujhe apni dulhan bana dala Par thodi si gurbat ko dekh kar tum ne Mujhe beijjat aur badnam kar dala Maine hamesha tujhe pyar kiya hai Par tune khun ke aansu rula dala Tumhe rutha hua mahboob samjha tha main Par tune mujh se bewafai kar kala.
Apne khwabo ki tabir
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Apne khwabo ki tabir ki khatir Meri chhota sa sansar kyon ujar dala Yad kar wo din ek isara par maine Bhari mahfil main tujhe apni dulhan bana dala Par thodi si gurbat ko dekh kar tum ne Mujhe beijjat aur badnam kar dala Maine hamesha tujhe pyar kiya hai Par tune khun ke aansu rula dala Tumhe rutha hua mahboob samjha tha main Par tune mujh se bewafai kar dala.
Phoolon ki tarah lagti
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Phoolon ki tarah lagti ho Chandan ki tarah mahakti ho Khud bhi tum gamakti ho Auro ko bhi gamkati ho Tum rajni gandha ki tarah lagti ho Badal ki tarah barasti ho Sawan ki tarah andheri raton main Bijli ki tarah chamkti ho Barsat ki suhani rato main Khud bhi pagal ho jati ho Auro ko bhi pagal kar deti ho Tum morni ki tarah lagti ho Titliyon ki tarah ithlati ho Jab phoolon ko dekhti ho Bulbul ki tarah chahkti ho Jab ‘Avinash’ ko dekhti ho Khud bhi tum bahakti ho Auro ko bhi bahkati ho Tum ‘Basanti hawa’ ki tarah lagti ho. via Funny Shayari
Duniya badal gayi hai
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Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se Pehle karte hum dost baatein cafe mein Peetay the coffee waghera cafe mein Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se Khoob hoti thi masti cafe mein Khailte they mazaak kia karte they Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se Bekaar ho gaya hai telephone chatting se Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai English kharab chatting se Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain ab chatting se Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab Mohabbat ho gayee hai chatting se ! via Funny Shayari
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap
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Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai upar likha hai most wanted neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai usne mehndi laga rakhi thi humne uski doli utha rakhi thi hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE PANI PITA HO PIPE SE KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya, Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai, Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya. Internet par ladki pataayi Internet par ho gayi sagaayi Internet par divorce ho gaya Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI Tum WO MAJNOO HAI JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek ...
1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil
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1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai … ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai????????????? hahaha…………. 2.Jab tota …… Jab tota huwa dirty tote se boli mena jab tota huwa dirty tote se boli mena why u worry????? surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!! via Funny Shayari
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain. ————————————— Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii…. Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! ————————————— Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai ————————————— Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de via Funny Shayari
Yaad karte hai tumhe
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me. ` Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning ` Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane… ` Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum… ` Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai, don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai. ` jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko, jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega ` Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar at...
Roz subha hum karte
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Roz subha hum karte haiitne pyar se unhe good morning…woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hainjaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS… ` Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi catWhat is your ICQ number, aao karein chat ` Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke femaleYaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na e-Mail ` Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD to batao! ` Shayad mere pyar ko tastekarna bhool gaye…Dil sey aisa CUT kiyake PASTE karna bhool gaye… ` Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai! ` Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar. via Funny Shayari
Khayal ko kissi aahat ki
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Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai, Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost, Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai… ` Jab bhi hota hain deedar, dil dhadakta hai baar baar, par yeh sochkar kehte hain, ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar… ` Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha, thoda nai besumar kiya tha, dil tut kar reh gaya, jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha… ` Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno, Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno, Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno … ` Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye, husn ke tever nokile ho gaye, faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye, ki unke haath peele ho gaye…. ` Wo chham chham kar ke aayi wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi main sindoor le kar khada tha wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi.. ` Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai, Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain, Zamana teji ka hai, Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain! Kalam se khat par leek...
Tumse milne ki tamanna
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ORIGINAL : Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai………… aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m…….. MODIFIED : Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai………. aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m……… ORIGINAL : Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye……………. tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye………… ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai…… Kuch Kuch Hota Hai……………. MODIFIED : Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae………….. machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye………… ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun………...
Saari umr hum
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Saari umr hum Guest service main mar gaye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do jeene do Saari umr hum Guest service main mar gaye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do jeene do Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na…. Give me some fllllight Give me some trrrrain Give me another chance I wanna go home once again Give me some fllllight Give me some trrrrain Give me another chance I wanna go home once again Kandhon ko laptop Ke bojh ne jhukaya Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud Manager ne sikhaya Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar. Is Project ne to sala poora.. Poora bheja pakka daala Career to gaya GF bhi gayi Ek pal to ab humein jeene do jeene do Career to gaya GF bhi gayi Ek pal to ab humein jeene do jeene do Saari umru hum Guest service main jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do jeene do Na na na….Na na na...
Chanchal si shokh tir si
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Chanchal si shokh tir si talwar si ladkiyan Kisne kaha ki phoolon ka hai har ladkiyan Milti jab bhi rah main do char ladkiyan Kahta hai dil ki mujhse kare pyar ladkiyan Dushman to pith pichhe hi karta hai sab pe war Karti hai samne se sada war ladkiyan Dil chhin legi aapka ye aankh markar Diwana karke chhodegi sau bar ladkiyan Uriya libas jism numaish bana hua Banti hai yun hi raunak-e-bazar ladkiyan Titli ki tarah uri firegi yahan-wahan Har naujawan ke dil pe kare bar ladkiyan Chhoo kar to jara dekhiye chandi ke jism ko Paras numa hoti hai ye fankar ladkiyan Ladki ki bus ke, car ke pichhe na bhagiye De jayegi dhokha aayengi na yar ladkiyan Har naujawan khud ko samajhta hai Krishn Ji Ranjhe gali-gali hai magar heer hi nahi Iss daur main kahan hai wafadar ladkiyan Main bhi aaj-kal to kisi ki talash main 2-4 dekh dali hai jardar ladkiyan Chehro ki chandni main gajal likhiye Dhal jaye taki shero main shahkar ladkiyan. via Funny Shayari
Pata hi nahi chala kab wo dost se pyar ban gaya, Sath gujra hua kuch pal aaj yaadgar ban gaya, Kar na sake unse izhaar hum is baat ka, Aur dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye.
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