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Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon. Husband: Yahi to afsos hai. Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

Me and My Wife was Very Happy before…. . . . . We Met…! haha

wife: honey, what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Husband: Darling, 10 years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is, it was 250ml before but now it's 1.5 litter.

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Wife: Apka dost galat Ladki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use rokte kyu nahi? Husband: Main Kyu Roku? Usne Mujhay Roka Tha kya…

Husband(Drunk) - tum kon hoo? Wife - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary? “It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” She said. So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”

Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye, liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye, har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho aao, har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye. Happy Diwali!!

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

Wife: What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai… DHAKKAA!!!

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Husband : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Husband: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 1.O bunty k pappa Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

Wife: kal teen chor ny gher main ghuss ker mera rape kar diyaa Husband: tumnay roka nahi? Wife: bohat roka per unhone kaha k ab bahut der ho gaya hai, ab jane do!

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!

May I be the first 1 2 wish u A VERY HAPPY SANKRANTI .

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Pongal & Bhogi.

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?” Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband came home frm office, Saw hiz Wife wid hiz Friend in Bed. He shootz hiz Friend. Wife sayz.If u behave like dis, one day u will lose all of your friendz

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti HUSBAND: Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gaay? Husband: doosray doctor ka passs..

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”. The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: “You can have mine.”

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye. A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

Friends Are like Priya Gold Biscuit � Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?” Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.” Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?” Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai, DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

5' 6? jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Umar 20 se 22 ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE? A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, “what’s on the TV?” and ….. I said, “dust!”

First Guy (proudly): “My wife ’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ..:D

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain ..:p

A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

Husband wife mein larai hoi , Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to!(let me count!)

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

Thappad Marney par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli: “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai. A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Santa:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her a weighing scale.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau Husband: Aik American Ladki Wife Wapas Aye Husband: mera gift! Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo

Man: Sir, my wife is missing . Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Biwi: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai. Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…:p

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi?

Wife came home with a goat . Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday is . . . . 2 forget it once.

Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho? Papa - nahi. Par kyu? Son - to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Wife: kaun Sa Faayada? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window. Manager : Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter. Husband : U Idiot! The Window's not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!

Patni Ne pati ko surprise karne k liye kitchen me ja k new SIM se call ki or boli-Hello Darling... Pati bola: Baad me call karo jaan abhi wo kutiya kitchen me hai..:D

A Love For All Time Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time. - Dawn Choike -

You came into my life unexpectedly , and everything took a turn for the better. Your warm eyes, your laugh, the sincere way you speak, and the kindness you showed me, all became a part of my life. As you unfolded yourself to me, I discovered more and more beauty. I have never seen so much gentleness in one person. Without even knowing it, you were slowly making a place for yourself in my heart. It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close in a relationship. But it’s so easy to feel close to you. I can’t tell you how nice that feels. I realize now that I had never known what it meant to be loved until I was loved by you. - Laura Baker -

You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much. - Kirsty -

A White Rose The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips. - J B O'Reilly (1844-1890) -

I Love You I love you with a permanence That endures the passing years. I love you with a joyfulness That subdues all doubts and fears. I love you with an honesty That was born within my heart. I love you with the calm belief That we will never part. I love you with a confidence No earthly force can sever. I love you with the certainty That I’ll cherish you forever. I love you with the humbleness Of one who has been blessed. I love you with the reverence Of all that word suggests. I love you with a fervor That time cannot reverse. I love you with the truest love That poets put to verse. - J.E. Deegan -

A Dream Come True Feelings that once were hidden Are now expressed to you. Days that once were stormy Are now the brightest blue. Times that once were lonely Are now filled with pleasure. All that once was mine alone Are now things we both treasure. Nights that once were cold Are now comforting and warm. Fears that once were very real Are now gone with the storm. A heart that once was broken Can now finally mend. A person once alone in life Can now call you a friend. Dreams that once were longed for Are now all coming true. The love I once thought was gone I have now and forever in you. - Dawn Ballard -

Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. - Meghan -

Because Of You Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. At the altar I will joyously say 'I do', for I have it all now and it's all because of you. - Written and owned by Amy S. Bedford -

As I look outside I see the breeze Caress the leaves from the trees And carry them to all around Gently laid upon the ground I see the birds so high above Their songs sing of our special love And laid upon their soft sweet wing Your love to me they gently bring And as they start their graceful descent Delivering a message that’s heaven sent One thing I know and will hold so dear When I see them fly I will feel you near - Paul Marchant -

My Love My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is like a prisoner It's to you that I surrender. - Tasha Shores -

Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away - Rex A. Williams -

Your essence, your being, Just takes me away... Back to a time way back. Back when charming princes In shining armor, on white horses, Flourished, their swords, Making the princesses swoon. You do that to me, Make me laugh, and fret, And swoon, on occasion. But without a sword, Or a great white horse, Or armor, You are still a prince. And my prince, Whom I'd swoon over, Any day. - Araz Havan -

A Love Like No Other I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humour and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you... - Author Unknown -

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya… us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya…. lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan… chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya… aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi… or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya… jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein… tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya… khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya…. mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…

Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main oss ka naam leta or subho sham leta tha. Hay afsos os ny mujhy 1 bar bolaya hota. Main oss ki khatr trpta rha sham o sehar ~Mohsin~ Arman na hota gar os ny 1 anso he bhaya hota.

Jo na mil saka wo baywafa yeh bare ajeeb si baat hai jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar wohi aaj tak mere saath hai… Wo roshni kay khayal main wo na asaka raah mian muntazir yeh khalish kahan thi visaal main mere justojoo ko khabar nahi na wo din rahay na wo raat rahay jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar wohi aaj tak mere saath hai.. Kary pyar lab pay koi gila na hoo yeh kissi kissi ka naseeb hai yeh karam hai uski jafa nahi wo juda bhi rehkay qareeb hai wo aankh hai mere ru baru ussi haath mein mera haath hai jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar wohi aaj tak mere saath hai mera nam tak jo na lay saka jo mujhay qarar na day saka jissay ikhtiyaar tau tha magar mujhay apna pyar na day saka wohi shakhs mere talassh hai wohi dard mere hayaat hai jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar wohi aaj tak meray saath ha

Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai Ke tum ik Din Judaaee ke liye Tayaar ho jao Main Kesi Chal chalati Dhoop ke Sehra Se aya hoon Bas ab Esa karo , Tum Saya-e-Dewaar ho jao Tumhary paas deny ky liye jhoti Tasali ho Na Aay Esa Din , Tum isqadar Nadaar ho jao Tumhy Maloom ho jaye ga Kese Ranj Sehty hai Meri itni Duaa hai Kaash tum Funkaar ho jao

Bewafa waqat se wafa mange , Chhod! e dost tu e kya mange ! Doston se bhi dil nahi barham, Bas isi zurm ki saza mange ! Maut aaye to zindagi chahe, Zindagani me jo kaza mange ! Be-hijabi bhi be-wafayee hai, Aayeena parda-e-wafa mange ! Ab to khud ko mita liya hamne, Aur kya ab teri raza mange ! Uski neeyat me khot hai zakhmi, Aur o pyar be raya mange !!

Jo khusboo ban ke dil me bas gaya hai, Khuda jaane woh mujhse kyon khafa hai ! WO chehra gam se kumhlane na paye, Mere hoton pay ab bhi ye duaa hai ! Tabassum hai labon pe dil me nafarat, Yahi iss daur ka nakse wafa hai ! Judaa hokar bhi sabke sath Hun mai, Nahin maloom he kaisi saza hai ! Zamana chup hai aur bole hai “Zakhmi”, Yah uski bezubaani ka sila hai !!

Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon na teri yaad main reh k tere saath ka sochoon bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai k jin se thees utth ti hai k jin se dard hota hai magar jab raat aati hai to teri yaad aati hai terey hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai tou tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna tujhe jab yaad karte hain to Dil apna tarapta hai woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai

Pyaar ka meetha “Ehsaas” dilane laga hai tu Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churane laga hai tu Teri chahtooN ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu Veeraan thi yeh zindgi tere aane se pehle Khushiyoon ke sapne mujhe dhikane laga hai tu Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi “Ehsaas” Is qadar meri saansoN mein samaane laga hai tu Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main Hoke juda kyun mujhe azmaane laga hai tu Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan Ke ban saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu Naam koi bhi looN to naam aaye tera labooN pe Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu Teri yadoon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera Ghul ke saath lahoo ke nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu Jaane kaun si dor hai teri aur kheench le jaati hai Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu Tasvvur mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhey Chorr k duniya meri baNhooN mein samaane laga hai tu Yeh to bata ke kya naam dooN iss deewangi ko Bechain kar ke har...

Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gai sochha hi na tha Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, khud ko tarapta dekhoon Tera ehsas-e-janoon mujh ko bhi pyara hai mager Ishq ke anjam mein apney liye azziat dekhoon Dil diwana tha kabhi tera so aaj bhi hai Teri aankhon mein wohi pyar mein phir se dekhoon Mein ne her lamha khuda se mangee hai dua Mein teray pyar ka mausam sada hi dekhoon

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya, waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main, usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna, kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

Kisi ke kam na aaye wo zindagi kya hai, Adab jisme na ho shamil wo bandagi kya hai ! Mahaj tarkon se dalilon sey bat banti nahi, Wazan jisme na shagufta wo bat hi kya hai ! Unche mahalon me guzar karte hai jehan roshan, WO kya samjhege muflishon ki muflishi kya hai ! Sukhe adhnange badan fakon ko majboor hai Jo, Gaor se socho jara e bhi zindagi kya hai ! Mauj masti ko honge dost hajaron lekin, Bure din me na aaye kam wo dosti kya hai ! Kare Jo darj apana nam nahi safahon me, Makam jiska martaba na wo hasti kya hai ! Aman aur chain shakun ka jaha na dera ho, Basera khaak hai “Saqi” wo basti kya hai !!

TuTum aao to hum bhi EID m aao to hum bhi EID karen Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen Kuch der to dil ko chain mily Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen Tum se ik ye guzarish hai Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai Ik bar milo Ik bar milo Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen Maana k hum deewany hain Sab baaton se anjany hain Jab apny bhi begany hain, Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen.

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata who jis ki lo mohabbat ki jabeen ka istara thi to phir rastay mai hamary wo roshan sitara kyon nahin ata bohat heart hai ab bagon mein jab kalian chataktin hain hamary dehyan mein lehja tumhara kyon nahin ata kabhi phelay hoay pairon se jab kirnein jhalakty hain tasawur main un ankhoon ka ishara kyon nahin ata bhatakta phir raha hoon din ke is weran jangal mein mehakti sham ka rangeen kinara kyon nahin ata

Kaise woh lot aye ke fursat usse nahin duniya samajh rahi hai mohabbat usse nahin. lagta hai aa chuki hai kami us ki chah main kafi dinon se mujh se shikayet usse nahin. dil ki zameen us ki hai banjar issi liye jazbon ki barishon ki jo aadat usse nahin. her cheez ikhtiar main rakhta hai woh magar dil se rehai pane pe qudrat usse nahin.

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee, mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee , tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee, tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee, tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee. mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee. meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee, khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee, mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee, koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee, or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga, or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee, or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga, or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee, or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee, us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga, kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….

Juda hone ka andesha’ juda honE se pehle tha, Wo mujh se intehai khush’ khAfa hone se pehle tha, Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha, Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega, Bohat hi ba’wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha…

Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain, Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok lia kertay hain Jaisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay koi, Aisa woh hum say sulook rawan rakhtay hain, Ho na jayai kahin un ka dedar hamain, Is liyay chehray ko chupa rakhtay hain, Na koi dost na sathi jub apnay paas ho, Aisay main aankh say aansu rawan rakhtay hain, Yeh dil tou hay nadaan laikin, Hum bhi mohabbat per pukhta yaqeen rakhtay hain…

Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain, Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain, Kabhi zaat mein gum ho jatey hain, Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatey hain, Kabhi geet labon par atey hain, Kabhi sab ka dil behlatey hain, Kabhi khud tanha ho jate hain, Kabhi shab bhar jagtey rehtey hain, Kabhi lambi taan k sotey hain, Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Bas, apney aap mein rehtey hain… Jin rahon pe ik umer tere sath raha hun, Kuch roz se wo raste sunsan bohat hain.. Mil jao kabhi laut k phir aon na shayed, Kamzor hun mein rah mein tufan bohat hain.. Ik tum hi nahi meri judai mein pareshan, Hum bhi tu teri chah mein veeran bohat hain.. Ik tark-e-wafa pe mein usay kaise bhula dun, Mujh per abhi os shakhs k ehsan bohat hain.. Bhar aaien na aankhein tu mein ik bat bataon, Ab tujh se bicher jane k imkan bohat hain.. ..

Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata’ain hon. Na ho kuch baat kehne ko. Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun. K meri saans ruk jaye. Na himmat tujh main ho baqi. Na himmat mujh main ho baqi. Magar itna qareeb aaoun. K meri saans ruk Jaye. Tere honton pe jab rakhoon. Main apny hont kuch aise. Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye. YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe.

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya Us Se Baat Bhi Karte Tu Kis Tarhan Karte Yeh Masal Dua Ka Tha Dua Pe Chor Diya Iss Liye Tu Woh Kehte Hain Bewafa Hum Ko Ke Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chor Diya……!! !!

Safar tanha nahin karte Suno aesa nahin karte Chalo tum raz ho apna Tumhain afsha nahin karte Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey Jo pehlay sey tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte Suno yadain sataingi magar roya nahin karte Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko, Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko! Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main ! Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per! Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab ! Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri

Mushkilon ko karta Jo aasan hai, WO asal me hi to ek insan hai ! Gham se ghabara ke Jo himmat chhod de, Buzdili ki uski to pahchan hai ! Zindagi hai ek dariya dard ka, Dard se khele wahi insan hai ! Khushali me sab yaha jee lete hai, Ghum me jeena to alag ek shan hai ! Ham bana saktey hain khud takdeer ko, Gham ham hi me josh ka elan hai ! Kahte hain eh waqt hai ek dhup chhaon, Feer bhala kyon aadami hairan hai ! Khud ko Jo samjhe ki ham kamzor hain, WO bahut nadan hai anjan hai !!

Kuchh adhuri khwahishon ka silsila hai zindagi, Manzilon se ek musalsal fasala hai zindagi ! Mere darwaze pe dastak de ke chhup Jane ka khel, Kab talak khelegi eh kya bachpana hai zindagi ! Tere afsane to mai sunta raha Hun baraha, Naam kya tune kabhi mera suna hai zindagi ! Zinda Hun doston ki duaaon ke bawajud, Roshan hai kitani tej hawaon is zindagi ! Apani tamam shokh adaaon ke bawajud, Bahla saki na jee mera eek pal bhi zindagi ! Bojhil hai rat chand sitaron ke bawajud, Suraj ke bawajud andhera hai zindagi ! Barbaad hamko hona tha barbad ham huye, Duniya hai sari nek salahon is zindagi ! Kaatil the jitane mere sabhi ho gaye bari, Aur chup khadi thi chasmdeed gawahon si zindagi !

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga, bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga ! Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai, bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye! Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat, aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat ! Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab, Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab ! In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna, Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna! Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai! Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay, Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !

Dil mein ab dard-e-mohabbat k siwa kuch bhi nahin zindagi meri ibadat k siwa kuch bhi nahin Mein teri baat bargah-e-naaz mein kia paish keron Meri jhooli mein mohabbat k siwa kuch bhi nahin Aey khuda mujh say na lay meray gunahon ka hisab Meray paas ashk-e-nidamat k siwa kuch bhi nahin Woh tou mit ker mujhey mil hi gayai rahat werna Zindagi ranj-o-musibat k siva kuch bhi nahin

Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga? Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga? Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi Ban jayai agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ? Khud se bhi ziyadah ho yaqeen tum ko agar kisi per Woh shakhs hi dey jayai dagha kaisa lagay ga? Tum aur hi mehfil ka dia ban ker chalo phir Tanhai milay tum ko sila kaisa lagay ga ?

Ussay Keh Dou Kay Woh Mujh Ko Ronay Say Mat Rokay….. Bikhray Huwoon Ko Toofan Sanbhala Nahi Kartay… Ab Mehar Banion Ki Tumhari Tamana Nahi Humko….. Barastay Huway Baadil Kabhi Ujala Nahi Kartay….. Mat Qareeb Aao Meray Mujhe Bas Younhi Rehnay Dou… Tootay Huway Paimanay Mein Jaam Dala Nahi Kartay…… Mat Sunao Logoon Ko Meri Barbaadi Ka Qissa… Kissi Kay Dil Kay Zakhmoon Ko Younh Uchala Nahi Kartay

Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya Mein khushnasib hun mujhe Intezar mila hai

Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta Koi aik adh sapna ho to phir accha b lagta hai Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein Kabhi kabhi doston ko azma kar kuch nahi milta Amal ki sookhti rag mei zara sa khoon shamil kar Mere humdam faqt batein bana kar kuch nahi milta Mujhe aksar sitaron se yeh awaz aati hai Kisike hijar mei neendein ganwa kar kuch nahi milta Jiggr ho jayega chalni yeh ankhein khoon royengi Ae dil Be’faiz logon se nibah kar kuch nahi milta

Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye… Zindagi Ab Teri Saughaat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Pyaar Ko Chor Ker Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo… Ab Mujhay Pyaar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lagta Hai… Meri Khaatir Na Wo Bandnaam Kahein Ho Jaein… Iss Liye Unn Ki Mulaqaat Se Dar Lagta Hai…

behar-e-ishq main doob k daikh kabhi jaam-e-mohabbat pee k daikh kabhi her taraf tera hi aks nazar ayai ga meri aankhon mein pyar say daikh kabhi ghuror hay tujhey apni zulfon ki cha’aon ka meri palkon ki chaon mein baith k daikh kabhi kaisi hoti hay tapish zamanay ki nigahon mein meray dil k aangun say bahar aa k daikh kabhi kitni hoti hay mithas jazba-e-dar guzar main, kisi rothay howay ko mana k tu daikh kabhi kerti hay kaisay khushu gul say parwaz ik bar mujh say door ja k daikh kabhi